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Cum Balls

Cum Balls is the ammunition for a sling shot.

First cum in a condom and blow it up just slightly, Tie it at the end. So its a small ball. Load sling shot and fire.
Hey Abby! Come over here so I can fire my cum balls at you!
by wouldntyoulovetoknow666 August 3, 2010
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old balls

a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a chronological sense or in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.
I had breakfast at Bob Evans, the ratio of old balls to other people there is about 12:1.
by porch punk November 27, 2011
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Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
by daddyducker September 4, 2011
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mexico balls

What Israelis refer to the STD we know as crabs. They do not call it crabs because crabs are trefah.
I slept with this ho, but she gave me mexico balls.
by jebus0 May 4, 2009
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that's balls

phrase said when something sucks, or is crappy.
alba: where's your key?
elizabeth: i lost it.
alba: that costs 70 dollars to replace!
elizabeth: that's balls!
by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008
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Sussy imposter among us ligma balls

A popular term typically used amongst children specifically elementary and middle school students.

The term is idiotic but deemed funny by certain people. Rarely used by high school students. Use it if you're a social reject
"Hey can you past me my phone?"
"You're acting like an Sussy imposter among us ligma balls."
"You're adopted nathan"
by AngeredObeseUterus August 27, 2021
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Balls Alarm

The act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. Usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.
-I was trying to sleep in on Sunday morning until my dog gave me a balls alarm.
by AdvancedGentleman November 20, 2009
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