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Beaned

Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?
Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!
by oceanpearl January 27, 2015
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bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry
Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!
by Rob April 8, 2004
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beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'
by Safecracker G September 10, 2004
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Beaver Boy

A wild crossbreed animal. Typically coming from a female mother and beaver father. Often makes uncontrollable noises, and builds dams with household objects. Also known to cause forest fires through excessive smoking and dipping. Can sometimes drown in their own beer. Usually pass out before all other accompanying animals. 9 times out of 10 the beaver forgets the entire night and cannot recall his wild, tragic events. Because of the beaver's unconventional upbringing, there is often severe destruction at hand.
Person 1: Damn that beaver boy is going wild.

Person: Hes such a fuckin beaver!
by asian boys January 29, 2009
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Beaver Trader

This is the female who puts out thinking, "Oh if I give him my pussy, he'll give me his undying love and devotion."

Eh-hem.... wake up, girlie!
Marcie: "But I just KNOW if I sleep with him he'll love me and want me even more!"
Sue: "You don't think he's going to commit just because you have sex with him, do you?"
Marcie: "Well yeah! If I sleep with him he'll commit."
Sue: "Girl, you're a beaver trader!"
by Angela G February 16, 2008
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Beavertwat

Closely related to Twat Waffle. Commonly used as an friendsult.
Hey Beavertwat! We missed seeing you at the bar last night!
by Squeetthang March 25, 2009
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Beaver Hair Underwear

A term referring to out of control pubic hair, potentially giving the illusion that one is wearing underwear, when indeed they are not.
So I thought she still had her underwear on, boy was I wrong, total beaver hair underwear...
by Chet_woolery January 26, 2010
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