National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019

Give your girl Bestie a hoodie

If it’s October 19th then you need to give your girl best friend a hoodie whether you like it or not.

Girl bestie: “Hey it’s National give your Girl bestie a hoodie day”
Guy: “alright, here ya go take it.”

by DaManOfMannerFromManManor October 14, 2021

Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.

I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!

by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004

beastish

enormous. crazy. exaggerated. exceptional. massive. powerful.

The worlds strongest man is beastish.

by rb138 June 10, 2007

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

Beating on that butter

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass

“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “

by Beating on that butter June 7, 2018

Beating

Something you deserve

You really deserve a beating.

by SuperMobb September 30, 2018