Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...
by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004
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The black Ethiopian Prince of your dreams. Don't judge him by his size, a talented tongue is in his mouth. He lasts as long as you need, both in bed and everywhere else. You just need to love him and he'll love you ALL NIGHT LONG.
Who's that Berhan?
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Look at berzan over there!
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Get the Berzan mug.When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...
While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."
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