bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.

Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Bat

Having a bat is also known as having a wank.

Mate, stop having a bat or you are gonna get caught

by Diggity dogg June 1, 2018

daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things

Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small

by anonymous December 3, 2024

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Bat-Bomb

A delicious drink which is consumed in the same style as a "Jager-Bomb", but with Bacardi Rum and Red Bull instead of Jager.

"Yo man those Bat-Bombs were off the HOOK last night!"

by Boobmaster56 January 17, 2009

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020