Awkward Fish

Like the awkward tutle, he too is part of the "awkward mascot club". To make, place the left palm against the back of the right hand.

*all silent..*

A: "AWKWARD TURTLE!"

B: "AWKWARD PENGUIN!"

C: "AWKWARD PALM TREE!"

D: "AWKWARD FISH!"

by Jillian Hayley February 9, 2009

Awkward Socks

When youre in your underwear, but still have your socks on, and are overcome by the urge to take off your socks, seeing as they simply dont feel right.

Ahhhhhh!!!! Awkward Socks!!!!!!! Get them off!!!!!!!

by Lava Shark February 3, 2010

Awkward

Jennifer. She's so normal.

Really? You feel awkward?

by SEANIEGDUDE May 1, 2011

Awkward

When something weird happens and it makes the situation weird. You could justs say it for a filler, if there is nothing else to say. Also it is primarily used by people. Named Shanis

PUREST FORM
You get super drunk at a party. And you don't remember anything. Next morning you wake up and find out a lot happened that you missed, some good, some bad. That's awkward

USING IT AS FILLER
John: hey what's up?
Shanis: not much just fapping you?
John: nothing
Shanis: well that's awkward...

by Luc.hart November 22, 2011

awkward

when your parents walk in on you masturbating.....and then they join you

person1: dude, i was beating off last night and my dad walked in and said, "hey, that chicks hot, son" then he whipped it out and started jerking it too
person2: dude, that's awkward...

by gingerbreadman37 October 13, 2015

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

awkward

someting unuaslly came to occurence

in a question- did kelly do nething awkward today?
in a sentence- kelly was doing very awkward things today.

by Ryan Kraemer September 22, 2005