"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."
by Jolee Bindo May 17, 2005
Get the Hey, you fucking asshole. mug.A trick of the skilled asshole; Asshole insurance. The insurance covers all acts of assholery by providing the victim with an assemblage of minions ready to vouch for the legitimacy of his/her actions.
For use in DnD 3.5:
Take the "Leadership" feat at LVL 7 and then "Asshole Insurance" at LVL 10 and you're all set.
For use in DnD 3.5:
Take the "Leadership" feat at LVL 7 and then "Asshole Insurance" at LVL 10 and you're all set.
What the hell? Another paycut... right before Christmas? Fucking asshole! Goddamn Mr. Smith and his asshole insurance.
by Pastafiend January 5, 2006
Get the asshole insurance mug.by Pablo Lara February 15, 2006
Get the assholeeing mug.A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009
Get the Asshole Whack a Mole mug.When someone is an asshole, then apologizes for being an asshole and acts normal for a while. After a period of time however, the person returns to being an asshole.
Jason said he was sorry for being such an asshole all the time. Too bad he started being an asshole again 2 days later.
Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.
Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.
by Noboru July 12, 2010
Get the Asshole Relapse mug.preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
by masaharu morimoto April 20, 2004
Get the el rancho de asshole mug.Is the abuse of capitalism; there are two parts to Asshole Economics. First is Price gouging, the second is poor wages. In price gouging, the theory is to charge as much as the consumer is has to pay, vice how much a consumer is willing to pay. The price of the item is based off a need; the higher the need, the higher the price. Housing, pharmaceuticals and gasoline are much needed items that are price gouged. Banks that offer Adjustable Rate Mortgages start off with offering a monthly mortgage of $500, then it rapidly increases to $2500 per month in a short period of time. Pay-Day loans are yet another example of Asshole Economics, they are legal loan sharks, and they generally target military, low income and minorities. Higher Education is also guilty of this by charging exorbitant tuition fees and pricey text books, insuring that college is out of reach for the working classes.
In poor wages; the asshole managers will be totally opposed to minimum wage, citing buzzwords like “competitive performance”. When Minimum wages are imposed by the state, the asshole economist will be making massive profits, but still pay their staff barely enough to keep them from leaving. To sum up the meaning of Asshole Economics; The rich stay rich, the poor will remain poor.
In poor wages; the asshole managers will be totally opposed to minimum wage, citing buzzwords like “competitive performance”. When Minimum wages are imposed by the state, the asshole economist will be making massive profits, but still pay their staff barely enough to keep them from leaving. To sum up the meaning of Asshole Economics; The rich stay rich, the poor will remain poor.
Example #1
Customer: “I need these medications, if I don’t get them, I could die!”
Pharmacist: “Well, that’s your problem. It’s $3055.35 for your cancer treatment drugs, you only have $250.”
Customer #2 “Well, that’s Asshole Economics are work!”
Example #2
Employee “I have been working here for the last five years, I felt it was time to ask for a raise”
Asshole Boss “You have been working for the past five years, I felt it is time to ask for your resignation.. the answer is ‘NO’”
Employee “That’s not right!, what is this Asshole Economics?”
Asshole Boss “I will be nice to you today, either get back to work or go home”
Example #3
Homeowner: “But you said the rate would never go past $100 dollars!”
Broker: “It doesn’t matter what I said, it’s what you agreed to when you signed the contract”
Homeowner“I can’t afford this!
Broker: “Sorry to hear about this, maybe you can try payday loans.”
Homeowner: “What do you have your degree in? Asshole Economics?”
Customer: “I need these medications, if I don’t get them, I could die!”
Pharmacist: “Well, that’s your problem. It’s $3055.35 for your cancer treatment drugs, you only have $250.”
Customer #2 “Well, that’s Asshole Economics are work!”
Example #2
Employee “I have been working here for the last five years, I felt it was time to ask for a raise”
Asshole Boss “You have been working for the past five years, I felt it is time to ask for your resignation.. the answer is ‘NO’”
Employee “That’s not right!, what is this Asshole Economics?”
Asshole Boss “I will be nice to you today, either get back to work or go home”
Example #3
Homeowner: “But you said the rate would never go past $100 dollars!”
Broker: “It doesn’t matter what I said, it’s what you agreed to when you signed the contract”
Homeowner“I can’t afford this!
Broker: “Sorry to hear about this, maybe you can try payday loans.”
Homeowner: “What do you have your degree in? Asshole Economics?”
by Anon-in-IL-Again March 24, 2008
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