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Fuck Altuve

A serenade frequently heard at professional baseball games, used to show disdain and contempt for those who cheat at America’s pastime.
Fuuuuuck Alllllll-tuuuuuu-veeeeeee!!! Fuck Altuve. *clap* *clap*
by cwkummer September 30, 2021
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Shamsuddin Altamash

King of an army with the ultimate power of Psychic abilities
Shamsuddin Altamash was the greatest king of all the time ever existed in the history
by Fate74 November 28, 2021
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tamquam alter idem

A super sweet fricking quote from one Ronan lynch and one Adam Parrish which likely made a fuck ton of people cry.
Dude 1: dude, it’s tamquam alter idem
Dude 2: dude, same ❤️
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alternet

A global system implemented by 2050 replacing the old data-exchange system of the turn of the century known as the "internet" (aka deadnet). The hierarchical structure of the original system was the inherent security flaw that led to its distrust and collapse during the later global corporate revolts.

The Alternet is a decentralized, peer-to-peer internet used for political, economic and social activities across the planet. It was implemented to serve as the stateless conduit for a new multimetric politico-economy and social forum to ensure direct democracy and human egalitarianism. The system is completely wireless unlike the strict hierarchical structure of old that sent data across decaying copper-wire infrastructure.

Each device directly participating in this system is called an io. Data spreads in waves across the entire system so that each io can individually process collective user input locally rather than trusting a remote server owned by another to handle and dissipate bitstreams. Secure information is first encoded before similarly waving across random paths of the web. Instead of a centralized system of ip addressing, each new io is automatically added to the existing collectively shared indexing system without the need for manual assignment. Every person has the constitutional right to own and access an io since it is the means by which one's democratic participation is shared. Linked to each io may be several local devices such as homepliances and wallfaces.
Without the alternet, we'd still be doomed to drudge meaninglessly and powerlessly through life in the ancient capito-socialist serfdom of debt peonage and resource waste!
by gregjockca November 20, 2011
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East Palo Alto

One of the only places that all the marc ass niggas and white people stay away from in the bay area
A.k.a EPA
Marc Nigga: Lets go over the Dumbarton bridge to go to Palo Alto

White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there

Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA

White Guy: Yeah..
by @originalloet November 10, 2011
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Altama

A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.
"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me
by Dave November 4, 2004
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