Alex

An asshole who only thinks about himself and has cheated on multiple girls and then lied about it to everyone. Alex's tend to be really self centered and have a tiny pixy dick. They cant be trusted and dont deserve love unless genuinely kind which is 1 in a million.

Alex cheated on a girl named Grace who did everything for him until he fucked up.

Alex by Odog1999 July 13, 2017

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Absolute stud who fingered his bird in a park and says he wants to die for attention

Corr, that Alex is an absolute attention seeker

Alex by ROACHLOLZ April 19, 2018

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STRONG probably takes steriods

Alex and throw yr 7's

Alex by Mam. September 24, 2017

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Typically an asshole, so to all girls and guys out there! Never date an Alex.

They are normally manipulative, compulsive and will just use you for their physical desires which sucks.

They don't know how to compliment a girl, they are cheaters but are also extremely smooth within what they say to win you over so be careful.

All in all, ALL Alexanders (Alex for short) will fuck your life up.

Girl 1: "That guy just used me for nudes, and dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Gosh, he sounds like SUCH an Alex!"

Alex by Basic Whore October 24, 2017

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A type of guy that is dumby thick. He has a large pee pee fortunately. This type of man likes to eat ass and do anal. He would even fuck his first cousin for a million dollars.

"Bro you're such an Alex."

alex by PooPOOpeePeePenIs November 14, 2017

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He is the biggest asshole u will ever meet and he is really gay not many ppl like him he a jackass and calls other ppl man names

Hey look there that gay kid
His name must be Alex

alex by Fuckuconus December 14, 2017

Alex

An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.

“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”

Alex by Nixonsdick May 1, 2018

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