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Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005
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Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.
Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!
by Christina October 16, 2003
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Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.
from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008
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Asshole Up

"Asshole-Up"

1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.

2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.

3. To be an Asshole!
Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!

Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!
by LenDog 2 September 25, 2009
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Asshole

A term usually reserved for someone who,(like the picture it it brings to mind) is generally full oh shit!
Man he's (or she's) always so full of shit!A real asshole!
by Vicodin_ES February 9, 2010
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asshole

type of person who makes choices irregardless of how others feel about their actions. A large step up from inconsiderate.
Rachel just complained about the cafeteria smelling like wet dog, the blind girl and her dog did not appreciate this, what an asshole.
by PapaCash March 2, 2010
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asshole comparison

An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
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