Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Put the wood to

spanked, beat, whipped with a switch, clobbered with a bat or board, punished severely.

They not only fined him, they fired him and put him in jail. Yeah, they really put the wood to him .

by LadyEngineer January 1, 2021

Belleau Woods

Woods in France where the U.S. Marines and Army basically made asses out of the Germans. They sent letters home crying about how ruthless and mean the Americans were. Also where the Marines got the nickname Devil Dog.

Pussy German: Oist, mein mama, the Americans are soooooo mean! Zey trounced Klaus and put his head on a stick! Ve are getting out of Belleau Woods while we still can!

by Laocoon September 8, 2008

morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

black wood

a black mans penis which is usually enormous and sometimes scary for women

Black wood that shit is scary.

by vtown bitch May 24, 2006

Walden Woods

Upper middle class development in Toms RiverNew jersey. It located near the TR jackson boarder. it is right near saratoga

Some people think that people who live in Walden Woods are rich but They should really look at the people who live in tallymar

by Guinea Pig April 9, 2005

Anna Wood

Anna Wood was an Australian fifteen year-old girl who in 1995 took an ecstasy tablet at a rave and died 3 days later. Her death was the subject of much media coverage, particularly on the issue of drugs in young people and anti-drug educational programs. It was found by coroners that her death was caused by water intoxication due to the drug.

Person 1: "Hey, let's go to a rave and take some eccy!"
Person 2: "Are you for real? Didn't you hear what happened to Anna Wood and all those other people who died from taking ecstasy? Just not worth the risk, man"

by Candle September 23, 2007