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phone pog

When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.
If you're bored, why don't you all stack your phones up and play a game of phone pog?
by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017
mugGet the phone pogmug.

slave phone

Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
by panicoasis December 24, 2014
mugGet the slave phonemug.

Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009
mugGet the Phone Herpesmug.

Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 2, 2014
mugGet the Phone Defensemug.

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
mugGet the is that your phone?mug.

Dumb-phone

What you call your phone when it's being a retard
"Aw stupid mc dumb-phone"
by Mali656 November 30, 2017
mugGet the Dumb-phonemug.

phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
mugGet the phone peckermug.

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