5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018

Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018

3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.

GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else

by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023

Minute Wisdom

Minute Wisdom is a NoFap, Self motivation, self improvement voiceless channel with almost 100 thousand subscribers. He is a channel similar to other YouTubers such as:
Hamza
Gigacheddar
Etc,

He was most active in November of 2022 during No Nut November and is expected to make a return soon.

Thomas: “Hey man, who’s your favorite YouTuber?”

Barry; “Minute Wisdom, Of course.”

by froggo vibe January 24, 2023

Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven March 16, 2012