Bum Bath

The art of washing your entire vehicle with the sponge/squegee at the gas pump in less time than it takes to fill your gas tank.

Hey watch this. I'll give my truck a Bum Bath before my tank is full.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Bum Mess

A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell

It smells like you made a bum mess.

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

Bum warrior

1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.

Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

by Blackdog888 March 31, 2010

Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 7, 2011