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Weird wank

The art of masturbation outside normal characteristics most would see as normal
Did you know danial like to weird wank. He does it over the sink but also uses tissue
by Havince September 7, 2020
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piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"
by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load
Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please
by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021
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Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump
After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank
by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021
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glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation
what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.
by AGJ13 February 12, 2017
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Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden
by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018
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Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock
Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.
by Gingerninja May 29, 2018
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