brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.

“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”

by eggmastered May 1, 2022

Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.

Brandon Badcock is a bot!

by Bill neye December 23, 2018

Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

by I like crabs December 3, 2020

brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia

I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer

by Real BS April 11, 2023

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018

brandon hallahan

A specimen who likes to break the ice with a classic line of "WASSSSUPP." He is a man who thinks quite highly of himself, so high that he believes he is the hottest piece of ass in the room. He is what we call a "dumbass"

Brandon Hallahan:
"WASSSSUPP"
Everyone else:
"STFU Brandon, ol ugly ass boi"

by Wolfman02 September 1, 2020