Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 02, 2014

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 06, 2013

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

Yelly Bear

A girl that complains and yells continuously throughout the day. Then when she goes to bed and you think you have peace, she snores like a bear

This yelly bear Filipina girl complains all day then startles the neighbours dogs with her bear like snoring

by Vagabond Wolf March 12, 2021

bear crawl

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

by Thetheaknc n adchb April 07, 2017