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Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.
"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."
by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009
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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
by nrs1970 June 24, 2010
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facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"
by MamaRen May 1, 2010
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Facebook Exhibitionism

When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!
Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.
by p j g January 13, 2011
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Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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Facebook Jockey

A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.
Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.

Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.

Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
by thatreaddealnigga May 14, 2011
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Facebook Idealist.

These are the people on Facebook who like to bitch about poverty, war, domestic violence, child abuse, rape, bank robberies, starving children in Africa, liberals/conservatives, Democrats/Republicans, alcohol, drugs, pedophiles, computer hackers, the drug dealer next door, pornography, music, Devil-worshipers, endangered animals, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, religion jokes, political (in)correctness, religion (or lack thereof), animal rights, oppressive work conditions, sexual harassment, or how much their life sucks.

Like most idealists, Facebook Idealists hardly, if ever, lift a finger to combat the perceived evils in the world. They complain because they can't be bothered with finding, or lack the intellectual capacity to find real world solutions to humanities, or even their own, problems. In essence, they're whiny little idiots.
Guy 1: Look at this chick on Facebook saying "I wish solders didnt have to goes to warz, and that AIDS wasnt real!!!!! :(:(:(:("

Girl 1: Wow what a Facebook Idealist.

Guy 2: We all know one

Girl 2: And hate one.
by kbizz42 July 19, 2011
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