May 24

May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.

If you don’t post a song on May 24, Imma beat yo ass

by NotSoDumBoi April 10, 2022

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

by badboggler November 5, 2021

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

24 hours

A set amount of time which is equal to a day , commonly used for formal business or a desperate placeholder of time when you didnt finish your project / homework in time even though it was that small ; or ina short and understandable manner , the amount of time it takes for me to finish dOIn YOuR mOm.

Teacher: "STUDENT DID YOU NOT FINISH YOU'RE HOMEWORK ?! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SMALL WORKSHEET THAT YOU

COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT

ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS

EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"

by NotaFortniteSpedkid November 16, 2021

November 24

Nationale geef een leerkracht chocolade dag

Student 1: het is november 24 weet je wat dat betekent?
Student 2: nee?
Student 1: het is geef een leerkracht chocolade dag!

by November 24 November 20, 2021

april 24

The day when the most beautiful, smart, and perfect girl was born

girll its april 24

by Noomu November 20, 2021

March 24

Kiss your gf/bf on the lips

Thomas: kisses amy on the lips*
Amy: what was that for?
Thomas: it’s National kiss your gf day
Amy: oh yeah I forgot

It’s march 24th go kiss ur gf/bf

by Naruto_2009 March 23, 2022