Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

Narnian Turtle

Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.

"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"

by conorcf January 19, 2018

Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell

Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"

by General Stinky December 15, 2016

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son

by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019

Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022

spinning turtle

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

by thehappysausage September 12, 2013

'in the turtle sandbox'

Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.

When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.

by Sharon Burns July 6, 2007