You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

You're not stopping me

You're robbing people of their home again because that is and has been the only thing Christians have ever done. Stealing their God's. It typical but you no what you would say if it was happening to you. You are letting and even trying to provoke into me going out and purge so you can break into my apartment and steal your Playstation like the ghetto fucking trash that you actually are.

Hym "You're not stopping ME... This is not a lesson about my defeatability to you. You aren't shit. You are stopping other people from doing the thing I am illiciting. NOT THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. If you would have tried . You didn't do THAT. You stopped the other things. You didn't do the investigation or if you did you hit the findings. You didn't 'summon me'to confirm the veracity. And CAUSED the shootings trying to prove me wrong. You should have done the thing you pretend to do and care more about your kids than you do being better than me because you are NOT THAT and you are never going to be that and I AM that to you."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

you're fucking gay

as in homosexual - Johnn Marston's famous words from the popular Rockstar games. Red Dead Redemption

"Hey, i like men"
"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AS IN HOMOSEXUAL''

by ballingtonthefirst24 October 2, 2023

Yeah, you're good on it.

Simply to deny someone in a douchey way that most likely won't be understood by the opposition.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, you're good on it.

by You wanna go touch wawa? April 12, 2017

you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.

You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

by {insert username here} April 13, 2022

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021