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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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goon

somethings that cannot be stopped
Lily goon eating as she is in starvation.
by Tiffani Austin January 3, 2012
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Goon

Nick Jackson is a goon
by Mmmmagsgdid December 24, 2018
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
“Look over there...The Goon Squad...there worst than Muslims
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
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Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.
That old women did a goons and scaring people away
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024
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Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.
by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025
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