sex

something i want to have since im horny asf

Girl 1: brooo, i wanna have sex with him.

Girl 2: Ugh, i know he gives off big-dick energy.

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

Sex

SOCKET + PLUG

Can you be the socket? ill be the plug together we belong inside each other. Sex is just like that

by I am a huge simp March 1, 2023

Sex

Why are u disliking sex if u don’t like it don’t look it up lol

Damn, some people these days always disliking sex when they even look it up

by Your dads car July 28, 2022

Schrödinger's Sex

verb

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.

Examples : Hi Mark, Here put this up your ass so that we can have Schrödinger's Sex

by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math

You add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the leg
And hope you don’t multiply

Sex is good

by Fghxjbnk August 6, 2021

Fancy Sex

When you have sex with your girlfriend, and she lets you put it in places that are usually off-limits.

"How was your date with Ginny? Awesome -- she got a little drunk and we wound up having fancy sex all night long!"

by jp dude June 2, 2023