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Why are u disliking sex if u don’t like it don’t look it up lol
Damn, some people these days always disliking sex when they even look it up
by Your dads car July 28, 2022
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Sex

Sex is like math

You add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the leg
And hope you don’t multiply
Sex is good
by Fghxjbnk August 6, 2021
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Sex

Now the people i have sex with never really ask. I just take a girl, take them too my home, tie them up and you know the rest. They WILL suck my 11 inch cock whether they like it or not. Too bad for them i guess
by helloimholly December 27, 2021
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Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
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Sex trafficking 2

Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!
Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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sex

something i have with my friends.
me and you at midnight just us watching netflix on my laptop me in ur arms. i move back a bit, as im on ur lap getting closer to you which gets u generally hard. i start feeling you kissing the back of my neck so i get up and sit back down on ur lap, facing you. "lets have sex" i say as you go back to kissing my neck as i wrap my arms around u. we take each others shirts off i throw ur shirt behind us as u flip us over. you fully undress the both of us and ask "you ready?" and i nod my head. you slide your dick into me and fuck my slowly yet passionately, making me moan. I slowly start to rub my clit as u speed up and suck my tits. i moan louder and push ur head softly down onto my tits. you start going harder and deeper as i roll my head back as u reach ur head up and choke me slightly. "you like that mamas" you as me, as i nod again. u stop fucking me and get off and start eating me out and fingering me at the same time. "o-ouu shii daddy ju-just like that" i say in between moans as i push ur head down further into my clit. you speed up with the fingering and literally finger fuck me as i get louder and more out of control. a few minutes pass and i cum all over your face and hands. "M-mmm shii baby" you say as u like the cum off ur fingers. i get up and pull u off the bed so ur standing up. i get on my knees and give u the best head ever i deep throat and make u cum.
by number.one.fucker November 4, 2022
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Sex

its like...
when you...
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when your uhh
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yikes...
how to sex? 🔍
"step one: gert grilfrifned"
:(
by potty humor XD April 20, 2024
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