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Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.
Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017
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cock bread

Dude I could really go for some cock bread right now.
by Fuck_knuckle May 10, 2018
mugGet the cock breadmug.

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.
James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?
by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020
mugGet the UnFed Cockmug.

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020
mugGet the strong-man long-cockmug.

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense
by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020
mugGet the Cock nonsensemug.

Cock vac

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!
by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008
mugGet the Cock vacmug.

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