Dumbasperger's Syndrome

A momentary, yet complete loss of one's train of thought. Typically after a long night of drinking and/or cocaine use. Individuals suffering from Dumbasperger's syndrome may start multiple tasks, that remain unfinished until a later date and/or time.

Ashtray: "Dude, when I got home I stared at my computer for 15 minutes trying to remember what I was doing."

Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"

Ashtray: "What?"

by Birddog69 November 24, 2011

Political Syndrome

When a discussions become extremely polarized and no chance for searching a common ground, just as politician did

Political syndrome is poisoning our modern discussions

by Sir. B January 27, 2022

Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.

We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

by Dr.Yankee May 7, 2024

Harshit Syndrome

A type of sudden medical condition where a person starts replying with just two words, possibly, 'ok' and 'lol'.
Upon further inspection it is found that the condition might just have been inherit and develops by puberty.

Swapnil:"Hey Geezer, what's happening?"
Harshit:"lol"

Swapnil:"Bruh uk u always reply with lol say something more than that, for once atleast."
Harshit:"ok"

Swapnil:"Is it what they call Harshit Syndrome?"
Harshit:"ok"

by Attack Helicopterd u nerd December 30, 2023

phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any

*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome”

by Your_normal_bfdi_fan_hater May 21, 2022

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

tentacion-syndrome

When an artist will only be known after he/she dies

Do you know him?
Yeah..... and he is dead
Seriously??? But I,am in love with his voice
Yeah.... he is suffering from tentacion-syndrome

by KertiYeti February 11, 2021