Old man's back

When your back hurt so much that you can't function properly anymore.

Therefore making you an old man.

Man, this PE class gave me the old man's back!

by PeterTheGreen February 28, 2017

Le Cheeto Man

An All powerful god that will fuck you up if you don't give him his Cheetos

Oh no! Le Cheeto Man is coming right for the orphanage! Hide the children!

by Mister Masturbator February 24, 2021

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

The Six Fingered Man

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.

When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Manly Man Town

A town where a very manly man is the ruler

Ryan McLemore is the ruler of Manly Man Town

by Ryan McLemore May 28, 2008

Milk-man Challenge

A Milk-man challenge is when a group of guys lay in a circle and perform oral sex on each other. The winner is the first man to ejaculate, meaning he is the only one who does not end up with semen in his mouth. The rest of the group must carry on until there is only one left. He is declared the Milk-man.

The owner of the new car will be declared with a Milk-man challenge!

by TigerBeard March 10, 2015

Small Willied Man

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.

Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.

by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018