cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020

gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.

Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.

by whitemamatotator August 10, 2021

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019

Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.

I LOVED timothys cock.

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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer

avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you

by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022

cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.

Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022