cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009

cock snozzler

Is a person who sucks a-lot of cock and is a massive slag, sucks cock for fun.

Jack Thirkill said Williams mother is a cock snozzler and seren was jealous because she knew deep down it was her.

by Shreaders May 5, 2023

cock squabble

a bunch of men whinging or bitching

come on mate stop with the cock squabble / ling

by Waynoserous August 9, 2021

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

cock a toe

Male version of camel toe

Dave's pants were so tight, he had a cock a toe

by smack the mac December 22, 2015