by camelot ._. September 9, 2022

by Sha'ul N October 23, 2022

by SteveM1001 July 18, 2021

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
by Deepration July 29, 2021

When niggas be complainin all the time.
Me: Hey bro you wanna go to the club?
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch
by Briricha23 July 27, 2016

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

by demiantmb December 30, 2021
