socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.

Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!

by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017

arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.

I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.

by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018

jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger

John is a jack rabbit cock

by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017