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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
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Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020
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Cock

A cock is that long thing on a male fowl
Ayy my new cock size is 32 inches
by Ayysussybaka April 10, 2023
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Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
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Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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Night Cock

A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.
Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.
by Scabby J May 30, 2018
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cock

So i was walking into the bathroom when i saw my dad and i said "Hey,Nice Cock!"
by glizzytouch February 18, 2021
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