Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

spray balls

To attempt to hookup with back to back people in one night.

Dude 1: Hey dude, i heard you hooked up with Becky last night but i thought i saw you with Heather?

Dude 2: I went up in there to spray balls last night, after Heather left i went to Becky's and gott'em both!

by hurdle1 December 14, 2016

cool, 8 ball?

This girl just sent me a double sphere pic, and I asked for 8 ball immediately after to show my disinterest

1: 🟥 opened
2: cool, 8 ball?

by Séan Miller February 26, 2022

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

isabel ball

This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.

Did you see Isabel Ball dance tonight? I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after her performance.

by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019

Ball Goo

The little fuzz that comes from your underwear that sticks on the underside of your testicle mixed with your ball sweat.

“Damn my ball goo is everywhere man”

by ball gooster December 18, 2022

ball hazers

Rimless sport sunglasses, most commonly Costa Ballast worn by southern fraternity men during pledgeship. Most commonly seen during a lineup or tailgate.

Brother 1: Check out these new ball hazers I just got.

Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?

by Braxton Bragg July 23, 2024