B kool bag your tool

Means: "wear a condom".

B kool bag your tool.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

Promote your YouTube video here

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.

Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.

by The Real Driller March 10, 2023

National kiss your boyfriend day

Don’t be a puss kiss him to show your love
On the cheek

Or

The lips🤭😏

Babe come here I have a surprise *kiss*
National kiss your boyfriend day

by Fricking do it October 31, 2019

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

kiss your best friend day

28 February

National day of kissing your best friend

its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them

by idontevenknowanymorelol February 26, 2021

hang out with your wang out

Trick out with your dick out.

Rock out with your cock out.

Roast out with your toast out.

School out with your tool out.

Greet out with your meat out.

Ring out with your thing out.

Roll out with your roll out.

This has to be filled out so here's one more:

Wad out with your rod out.

by k dawg plus July 16, 2004