your mom 

two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.

gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!

gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!

gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!

gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

your mom by The Random guy April 25, 2006

Your Dad's friend 

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

Your Dad's friend by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009

your face

something you say when annoyed with a question

person 1: heeeeey what are you guys laughing at?
person 2:your face
person 1:*lights person 2 on fire*

your face by yourfaceisfuunyiswear March 10, 2011

Your best bib and tucker 

Your best/smartest cloths.

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".

Your best bib and tucker by hteb78 August 18, 2017

your poes

Refers to pussy but if used in a sentence could mean "get away or fuck off" this a swear word in south Africa

Your Poes

your poes by Cloudstockings October 24, 2017

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

your dog incest by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018

your god a fraud 

The worst insult of all time. It’s even worst than “your family tree lgbt” and once you say it, everyone’s dead relatives in which the other person knows will go to hell. You will also win all of your arguments with it and will shut up anyone you’re arguing it.

Person #1: your mum gay
Person #2: your dad lesbian
Person #1: No u
Person #2: your granny a tranny
Person #1: don’t make me do it
Person #2: your family tre-
Person #1: “Your god a fraud”
Person #2: *instantly goes to hell with everyone’s ansesters in which he knows*

your god a fraud by panekthe3rd May 19, 2018