Friendly Wank

To wank over someone who you don't particularly fancy but would totally fuck.

Max: oh i would.
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...

by pimpsonnymax March 3, 2009

Want some gabbagoo with this

Something you say when sticking a gun into another guy's mouth.

Tony Soprano sticking a revolver into coco's mouth. "Want some gabbagoo with this"?

by Khoa N November 20, 2010

Wannabe indie

someone who thinks that by acting indie, they will be cool. in reality, they are not cool, and never will be, no matter how "indie" they become. This person harasses all their real indie/hipster friends, trying to steal their ideas, style, and music tastes, when really, they get their music from the latest episode of gossip girl, buy their flannels from abercrombie, and refuse to wear anything but real gold jewelry (preferably with diamonds or from marc jacobs). this person probably drives an audi convertible, but keeps her fedora in view in the rear window to up her hipster factor. this person spends their spare time googling "how to be indie" or having their friends take indie hipstamatic iphone pics of them to make their profile picture. If this person is a girl, she probably spends a lot of time complaining about white girl problems.

That girl is so indie, look out her in that dirty flannel...oh wait, is that from abercrombie? Is she listening to fall out boy?? What a wannabe indie!

by indyhaterzz4lyfe February 22, 2011

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

Wanada

A shortened version of the word “wanted to” or “I want to”. Can be used in any situation when someone ask you “why”

“Hey dude why did you over feed the goldfish?”

“Wanada”

by DonDon6968 February 26, 2020

Stealth Wank

A crafty wank thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.

Pikey had a stealth wank in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.

by B13_Haters February 10, 2009

apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 September 16, 2012