twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

by rbtr December 17, 2009

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

twat cannoli

the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'

i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli

by chris andersjew October 20, 2010

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Twat Tuck

A surgery to reduce the size of one or both sets of labia.

She had been taken to Pound Town so many times she needed a Twat Tuck.

by Zombie Food October 21, 2010

Pingy twat

A person, incapable of independent thought, who deems it necessary to ping others on social media to do their thinking for them.

That guy lost 20k because he didn't manage his own risk, what a pingy twat.

by MrT-maybe December 31, 2021