backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013

Turtle Shit

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.

“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”

by finnsatch February 16, 2023

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020

turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.

"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."

by grubblerfubbler February 5, 2014

going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

Caught The Turtle

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020