murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016

vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).

Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.

by ashmashedpotatoes November 30, 2013

Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm

Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!

by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021

Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

by woodster4life March 12, 2009