tampoa

tampon crack tampoa is a tampon with crack on it when people use it they get high, high as the sky!!

give me a tampoa ehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

by alex1325364 August 24, 2006

tamperfere

Tam-Pur-Feer.

To tamper with something resulting in an interference.

OR

To interfere with something resulting in a tamper effect e.g. unwanted alteration.

Dinnae tamperfere wae it!

by BikoMoon July 16, 2009

Tampluging

A tampon put up someones nose when their nose is bleeding for a long and uncontrollable time.

When he left the pool, he felt really hot then his nose started bleeding. We finally went tampluging because he nose wouldn't stop bleeding.

by Kimar April 24, 2010

Tampong

A variant of Beer Pong using feminine hygiene products instead of a ping pong ball, often played with elaborate rules.

Lets play Tampong!

by Wiretapscars March 4, 2011

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon

“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf”

by FeralKat September 13, 2021

The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.

"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"

by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012