Definitions by Kimar

carpetjacking 

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

carpetjacking by kimar September 23, 2013

Tampluging 

A tampon put up someones nose when their nose is bleeding for a long and uncontrollable time.

When he left the pool, he felt really hot then his nose started bleeding. We finally went tampluging because he nose wouldn't stop bleeding.

Tampluging by Kimar April 24, 2010

Hibeast

1)What you call someone when you are amazed by what they are wearing, something that happened to them, an event they went to, etc.

2)When something is new on someone

Dude look at his new nikes, what a hibeast man.

That hibeast just got a new fixie!

Hibeast by Kimar March 30, 2010