Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 20, 2016

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Tony Blair

A war monger responsible for Britain's involvement in the Iraq war

Tony Blair should be tried for war crimes

by James299 June 09, 2016

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Half-Day Tony

A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.

"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."

by Jabba T. Hutt December 17, 2015

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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj March 29, 2016

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Tony the Tiger ass

Someone who has made plans but fails to follow through with them.

Guy 1: "Yo dude Where you at? My birthday party is today."

Guy 2: "I can't come. I have other stuff to do."

Guy 1: "Dude we had this planned like 10 weeks ago!!"

Guy 2:"I know my fault man. Next time for sure."

Guy 1: "Tony the Tiger ass"

Guy 2: "Lol what?"

Guy 1; "You're always flaking on me. You're a Frosted Flaker!"

by Actual Disney July 03, 2019

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