toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

toastcansmas

toastcansmas is the national holiday signifying the birth of toast cans on november 22nd.

“merry toastcansmas!”
“bro i can’t belice it’s toastcansmas! it’s my favorite holiday”

by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021

Toastcub

A really cool tiktoker

1:Have you watched toastcub
2:yup

by Coolestpersooonsalive September 26, 2021

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

Toast

A person who is toast

You are toast

by anonymous February 4, 2022

Toaster

Worlds greatest bathbomb

Oh yeah imma take a bath with my Toaster

by Squid in a ball of bater February 12, 2022

Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.

"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."

by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022