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stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous
Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival
by you_nix April 4, 2010
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Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009
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meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper
HELP ME! I got a meat fly!
by willie989 January 27, 2010
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meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.
CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
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Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"
Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".
by Phucker January 27, 2007
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meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.
Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.
by Glen Schreitmueller August 26, 2007
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barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 23, 2007
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