dick pick

when you use your dick to pick the right pussy
My dick dick picked the best puss in town
by Pusspinch October 04, 2022
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Sob Pick

A sob pick is the last desperate shroom pick before first frost. The harvest usualy provides slim pickings for even the most skilled harvester. The prospect of there being no more crop until next year fills the hunter with woe.
Louie's face was soaked with tears while on his final desperate sob pick. There was no solace in the fact he had a stock pile of dry shrooms to last the year as he had eaten them all.
by wineo12 October 20, 2010
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Smoodge pick

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!
by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010
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Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.
"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"
by clawfullgood May 24, 2020
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Lithuanian Lock Pick

When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock
by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024
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Pick me up round

A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.
John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.
by 09Dylan14 January 30, 2011
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Pick on women

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?
Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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