Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005

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thechameleon

Th biggest hypocrite and/or ass one will ever encounter.

Look, its thechameleon! He thinks he's cool because he says "steve can fuck himself"!

by madbitch October 11, 2003

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Touchéag

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

by Tichemaller March 9, 2011

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Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014

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iPod Touch

The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.

Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.

by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018

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