cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.

Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."

by T00NS May 7, 2020

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016