Smoodge pick

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!
by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010
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Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex
Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood
by Olian January 31, 2016
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Pick on women

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?
Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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not up for pickings

a stupid phrase a guy will use that makes no sense with anything but it has to do with a relationship??
"im not complaining just not up for pickings"
by whatsthewordfart July 05, 2023
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A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated
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by Imthehamman July 01, 2023
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR June 04, 2011
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Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.
"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"
by clawfullgood May 24, 2020
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