joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 05, 2017
that man has a tart nut
by snapped nbk June 16, 2017
A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
by Freejodav January 26, 2019
Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018
The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 02, 2023