Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Dick bass

A twangy, slappy style of bass guitar playing, that resembles the sound of a man's erect penis plucking the strings of the bass guitar.

The song "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz has a prominent dick bass player.

by Vykkdraygo September 1, 2009

Dick Broom

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.

Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.

by red like roses May 25, 2015

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016

revenge dick

1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.

Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.

by TemperanceIsabella May 18, 2016

Dagger Dick

Dagger dick is a word used to describe a long, yet somewhat skinny penis.

Person 1: yo, you see that interview with Xxxtentacion?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a dagger dick

by Yourgirlnenni May 6, 2018